Good as drink is, it ends in thirst.
Do not drink poison to quench a thirst.
Yesterday's drunkenness will not quench today's thirst.
If you believe it, it is.
He who has no thirst has no business at the fountain.
Small wells are better to quench your thirst.
Thirst is the end of drinking and sorrow is the end of drunkenness.
He who is master of his thirst is master of his health.
Three diseases without shame: love, itch, and thirst.
Water quenches the thirst but does not teach you how to sing.
In a house where two daughters live, the cat dies of thirst.
Viagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain?
When you're dying of thirst it's too late to dig a well.
If you want to eat pickled herring, think about the thirst you will have.
The road of "about," leads only to the house of "never." Near the spring nobody dies of thirst.
I always bring a stick of butter to a knife fight.
Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.
Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.
I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.
A politician is a person whose brain is as jiggly as Jell-O, only not as intelligent.
Here’s a towel to dry your tears. I just wiped my ass with it.