If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears.
There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.
Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.
Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
Women divided by ego and united by gossip , Men divided by women and united by beer
My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.
A man who lies about beer makes enemies
You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.
We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.
Benny O'Donnell: You just wasted another fucking beer.
Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers!