A bachelor and a dog can do anything.
A bachelor is never sent as a go-between.
A rakish bachelor makes a jealous husband.
The man with one wife is the boss of all bachelors.
I have a Bachelor in medicine, a Bachelor in surgery, and I am a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
It is easier to be a happy bachelor for a year than a widower for a month.
If you look for a faultless woman, you will remain a bachelor.
One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.
Old bachelors and old maids are either too good or too bad.
When people are on 'The Bachelor' it gives them the opportunity to put their best foot forward, especially when you're around the 'Bachelor' or the 'Bachelorette;' that one person who you're vying for attention with.
An old bachelor compares life with a shirt button that hangs often by a thread.
He who doesn't like chattering women must stay a bachelor.
The bachelor is a peacock, the fiancT is a lion and the married man a mule.
The bachelor is a peacock, the engaged man a lion, and the married man a jackass.
A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.
The only trouble was that the scripture master, Mr. Ebenzar, was a fanatic.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.
An angel is an empty comic book thought bubble. The content has to be filled in by the viewer.