Quotes by Daniel Tosh

About Daniel Tosh:

Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer who hosts the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0.
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The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid.

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It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me.

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I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

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It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.

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I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

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I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am.

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I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling.

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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.

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I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.

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It's not a stereotype if it's always true.

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I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.

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I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts.

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I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

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I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.

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Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.'

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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.

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Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'

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Author Bio

  • NameDaniel Tosh
  • DescriptionAmerican stand-up comedian
  • AliasesDaniel Dwight Tosh
  • BornMay 29, 1975
  • CountryUnited States Of America; Germany
  • ProfessionStand-up Comic; Actor; Film Director; Film Producer; Screenwriter; Television Director; Television Producer; Executive Producer; Singer; Dancer; Television Presenter; Voice Actor; Comedian