Quotes by Chuck Lorre

About Chuck Lorre:

Chuck Lorre is an American television writer, director, producer, composer, and production manager. He has created a number of successful sitcoms such as Grace Under Fire, Cybill, Dharma & Greg, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, and Mom. He also served as an executive producer of Roseanne and Mike & Molly.
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I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Chuck Lorre

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

Chuck Lorre

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

Chuck Lorre

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in ...

Chuck Lorre

What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?

Chuck Lorre

Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

Chuck Lorre

For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Chuck Lorre

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Chuck Lorre

I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle-bunny!

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I work from a deep sense of insecurity. I have the belief, and I can't shake it, that there are endless reasons to turn the channel. There are hundreds of channels and entirely other things to do besides TV. And if you make a bad television show ther...

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Author Bio

  • NameChuck Lorre
  • DescriptionAmerican screenwriter
  • BornOctober 18, 1952
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter; Television Producer; Composer; Television Director; Unit Production Manager; Screenwriter; Film Producer; Film Director
  • AwardsDavid Angell Humanitarian Award