Quotes by Chetan Bhagat

About Chetan Bhagat:

Chetan Bhagat is an Indian author, columnist, screenwriter, television personality and motivational speaker, known for his English-language dramedy novels about young urban middle-class Indians.
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The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us.. the worst part is we can't say who is who

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We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.

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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

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How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

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These stupid biases and discrimination are the reason our country is so screwed up. It's Tamil first, Indian later. Punjabi first, Indian later. It has to end. National anthem, national currency, national teams - still, we won't marry our children ou...

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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian

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She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law

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I saw [Chennai]. It had the usual Indian elements like autos, packed public buses, hassled traffic cops and tiny shops that sold groceries, fruits, utensils, clothes or novelty items. However, it did feel different. First, the sign in every shop was ...

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It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.

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I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

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Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

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Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

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Love? I need a lot of love." Of course you do. Everyone does. It's funny that we never say it. It's OK to scream, 'I'm starving' in public if you are hungry; it's OK to make a fuss and say, 'I'm so sleepy', if you are tired; but somehow we cannot say...

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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.

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In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!

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Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them"....

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There are two ways of spreading light to be candle,or the mirror that reflects it.

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We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.

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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste a...

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Author Bio

  • NameChetan Bhagat
  • DescriptionIndian author, born 1974
  • AliasesCB
  • BornApril 22, 1974
  • CountryIndia
  • ProfessionWriter
  • WorksFive Point Someone; 2 States: The Story Of My Marriage
  • AwardsCNN-IBN Indian Of The Year