Quotes by Carrie Snow

About Carrie Snow:

Carrie Snow is an American stand-up comedian, comic writer known for writing for the television series Roseanne, and actor. Snow was also featured in the documentary The Aristocrats.
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Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Carrie Snow

Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

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It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.

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No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Carrie Snow

Civilization is hideously fragile and there's not much between us and the horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.

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I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.

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Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.

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Author Bio

  • NameCarrie Snow
  • DescriptionComedian and television writer