Quotes by Bruce McCulloch

About Bruce McCulloch:

Bruce Ian McCulloch is a Canadian actor, writer, comedian, and film director. McCulloch is best known for his work as a member of The Kids in the Hall, a popular Canadian comedy troupe, and as a writer for Saturday Night Live. McCulloch has also appeared on series such as Twitch City and Gilmore Girls. He directed the films Dog Park, Stealing Harvard and Superstar.
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L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

Bruce McCulloch

I got through college realizing business was repugnant.

Bruce McCulloch

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.

Bruce McCulloch

Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.

Bruce McCulloch

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.

Bruce McCulloch

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Bruce McCulloch

No, they're nice guys. They wear girdles, but they're nice guys.

Bruce McCulloch

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

Bruce McCulloch

I'm just ah, actually developing a tv show for HBO, and I'm directing a film this summer, and actually I'm doing some live shows out in western Canada.

Bruce McCulloch

No, I don't run all the way. I'm not like an Olympic class runner.

Bruce McCulloch

Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record.

Bruce McCulloch

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

Bruce McCulloch

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

Bruce McCulloch

In terms of the series, we worked separately, getting together in rehearsal to beat out the material.

Bruce McCulloch

We see less of Dave, certainly, and he's kind of fallen out of the sphere of our group, mostly because he's working on his show, and has kind of lost the fun of the party.

Bruce McCulloch

But after this last year and dealing with the studio, the rest of us are closer than we've ever been.

Bruce McCulloch

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

Bruce McCulloch

Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way.

Bruce McCulloch

I don't really like comedy.

Bruce McCulloch

I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it.

Bruce McCulloch

Author Bio

  • NameBruce McCulloch
  • Descriptioncomedian, actor, writer
  • BornMay 12, 1961
  • CountryCanada
  • ProfessionFilm Director