Quotes by Bob Hope

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Bob Hope
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

Bob Hope

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Bob Hope

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

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Author Bio

  • NameBob Hope
  • DescriptionEnglish-born American comedian, actor, singer and dancer
  • BornMay 29, 1903
  • DiedJuly 27, 2003
  • CountryUnited States Of America; United Kingdom
  • ProfessionActor; Singer; Writer; Sportsperson
  • AwardsKnight Commander With Star Of The Order Of St. Gregory The Great; Peabody Award; National Medal Of Arts; Presidential Medal Of Freedom; Knight Of The Order Of St. Gregory The Great; Knight Of St. Sylvester; Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award; Ronald Reagan Freedom Award