About Benny Hill: Alfred Hawthorne Hill was an English comedian and actor, best remembered for his long-running television programme The Benny Hill Show.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Do unto others, then run.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
