Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.
There's no greater show on earth than observing human nature
When penciling in your future, always use a pen
Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.
Frame everything and some of it will become art.
Your mind will never be dull, if you remember there is never enough to learn for it to be to full.
Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July
I've found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
I’ve just found out I’m allergic to nut-cases
I was going to shave this morning but mislaid my chin
I’ve been trying to get my career off the ground for so long, I’ve given up and decided to become a pilot.
I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut.
If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny
If you forget who you've become remember who you are
Being kind is not hereditary
When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine
If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way
A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.
If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string
Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.