Quotes by Barney Stinson

About Barney Stinson:

Barnabus "Barney" Stinson is a fictional character portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris and created by Carter Bays and Craig Thomas for the CBS television series How I Met Your Mother. One of the main characters, Barney uses a variety of intricate ploys to have sex with as many women as possible, sometimes using his "Playbook" to help him. The character loves expensive suits, laser tag, alcohol and catchphrases, including "Suit up!" and "Wait for it". In later seasons, he has a few serious relationships, marries, divorces, and has a child with an unnamed woman from a one-night stand.
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You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

Barney Stinson

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Barney Stinson

Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and the...

Barney Stinson

Author Bio

  • NameBarney Stinson
  • Descriptionfictional character In the American television series How I Met Your Mother