Quotes by Andy Dick

About Andy Dick:

Andrew Roane is an American comedian, actor, musician and television/film producer. He is best known as a comic, he is also known for his eccentric and controversial behavior. His first regular television role was on the short-lived but influential Ben Stiller Show. In the mid-1990s, he had a long-running stint on NBC's NewsRadio and was a supporting character on Less than Perfect. He briefly had his own program, The Andy Dick Show on MTV. He is noted for his outlandish behavior from a number of Comedy Central Roasts. Andy landed in 7th place on the 16th season of Dancing with the Stars.
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Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

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I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

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I have a very dark sense of humor.

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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

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In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.

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I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

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I believed in God my whole life.

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You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

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I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

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I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.

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I had no blood relatives till I made some.

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I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.

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I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.

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I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?

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I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.

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People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

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I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.

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I was a bad boy as a child.

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Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

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My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

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Author Bio

  • NameAndy Dick
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian
  • BornDecember 21, 1965
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionTelevision Actor; Film Actor; Actor; Voice Actor; Writer; Playwright; Composer