A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fe...
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.
Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.
I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.
Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need t...
Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.
A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.
A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.
A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.
Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?
A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.
A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good… for the moment.
Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
