Quotes by Aisha Tyler

About Aisha Tyler:

Aisha Tyler is an American actress, comedian, author, producer, writer, and director. She is known for portraying Andrea Marino in the first season of Ghost Whisperer, voicing Lana Kane in Archer, and portraying Mother Nature in the Santa Clause film series, as well as recurring roles in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Talk Soup, and Friends. She is a co-host of The Talk, and the current host of Whose Line is it Anyway?, and has hosted the past four Ubisoft E3 press conferences.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also ly...

Aisha Tyler

The only concept or experience or core belief that I can attribute my other-ness to is that I just started out a weirdo and I stayed a weirdo. And it took me a long time to embrace my outsidership and see it as a strength rather than a weakness.

Aisha Tyler

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.

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I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.

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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts.

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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

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You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on.

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People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator watch and eyeglasses so big they look like they can see the future.

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So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

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I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can't wait to get back. Can't wait to have some Timbits.

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But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.

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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

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Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

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There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

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I was this weird little bookish giant.

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I might not agree with myself in a year.

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Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

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On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.

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Author Bio

  • NameAisha Tyler
  • Descriptionactor, director
  • BornSeptember 18, 1970
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Film Director; Film Producer