The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Quotes

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Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room] One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots...

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Blondie: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number. Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number. Blondie: I've got six more bullets in my gun.

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Tuco: [trying to read a note] "See you soon, id... " "idi... " Blondie: [taking the note] "Idiots". [He hand the note back to Tuco] Blondie: It's for you.

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[to Tuco] Blondie: [clicks his tongue] Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life.

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[last lines] Tuco: [shouting] Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!

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Blondie: Every gun makes its own tune.

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Tuco: [in the cave where his friends Pedro, Chico and Ramon are hiding] If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

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[surveying some Civil War carnage] Blondie: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

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Tuco: [to Corporal Wallace] I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up.

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Tuco: [thinking the cavalry they've met are Confederate] Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... what's his name? Blondie: Lee. Tuco: Lee! LEE! Ha ha! God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. H...

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Tuco: [to his brother the priest] While I'm waiting for the Lord to remember me, I, Tuco Ramirez, brother of "Brother" Ramirez will tell you something! You think you're better than I am... where we came from, if one did not want to die in poverty, on...

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Blondie: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim. Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understa...

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Blondie: It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.

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Tuco: You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

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Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.

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Tuco: I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again. [pause] Tuco: I get dressed, I kill him and be right back. Blondie: Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em. Tuco: Five? Blondie: Yeah, five of 'em. Tu...

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Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

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