I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.
I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine's Day is, maybe it's a day to stay home and cry.
Although I believe affection and romance should be shown all year around, it's always smart to have a good plan up your sleeve for Valentine's Day.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Valentine's Day itself, like most holidays in the modern era, has been heavily influenced by commercialism that focuses on the appeal of romantic fantasies.
When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook.
I think men and women will both agree that one of the perks of being single on Valentine's Day is that you get to keep your money in your pocket.
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it.
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you.
I like perfume and flowers.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Everything's coming up roses - for me.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss.
You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.
If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else.
Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.