When in doubt, be ridiculous.
I marched to the head Elf. “Where’s the frog?
Do not envy the rich; pity them. Matthew 19:24.
It's a curious, wanting thing.
Men are daft around women, incautious and boastful.
In my family strange is relative.
—Por supuesto que sí, preciosa. —Su tono era irregular, pero sincero—. Lo eres todo para mí. Te quiero. Te quiero mucho.
It tastes like water spiked with strange.
Here lies Dobby, a free elf.
The recitation of grievances was strange balm.
Stealing to eat ain’t criminal—stealing to be rich is.
We like to take credit when we get a new idea, as if we originated the idea in our brain, but what we actually did was no less extraordinary: we channeled the idea.
Kung hindi mutual ang felings natin, pwes, gagawin kong mutual. Ayaw ko na rin sa'yo.
Walking and talking - that seemed a very odd way of spending an afternoon.
HECKLER: Say something funny! COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.
While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
I haven't watched 'Mad TV' a lot, but I have seen some stuff on there that is truly funny. You have to have some sort of attitude toward the subject, and they seem to have it. It depends on how much blood you want to draw.
The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren't very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves.
I am always acting, be at a party, at work or in office. My attitude changes from meeting to meeting, from being serious to intense to funny, depending on who is in the room.
I think I'm one of those guys who was sort of always in comedy. I thought of myself - and other people seemed to think of me - as funny from a very young age. I was a very young comedy nerd and I even did sketch comedy in high school and college. I w...