Parry: Goodnight, Manhattan! Say goodnight, Jack.
Jack Lucas: Goodnight, Jack.
Roy Walker: [to Alexandria] We're a strange pair, aren't we?
Marlin: If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.
Frankie Carbone: [Morrie jokes at the table] Morrie, stop breaking my balls, all right?
Phil: Yo, mom. Isn't there any hot water?
Mrs. Lancaster: [laughs] Oh, no. There wouldn't be today.
Phil: [laughs sarcastically] Of course not. Silly me.
Cherry: I was going to be a stand-up comedian.
Dobby the House Elf: [dying] What a beautiful place... to be with friends.
Horatio: This bodes some strange eruption to our state.
Mr. Chow: It's funny because he's fat!
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Mr. Davis! Mr. Davis, that is the girls' lavatory.
Hermione: Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it?
Harry: [looking at Hagrid] I'm not going home. Not really.
a crew member: Ok, mark it. And action.
[man screams in pain]
a crew member: Cut.
The Bride: Oh, come on, let's do it again.
[a crew member laughs]
Centurion: Quiet! - silly person.
King Arthur: Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
Danny: I'm not joking, Tess.
Tess: I'm not laughing, Danny.
Elizabeth Bennet: He's so... He's so... He's so rich.
Lady Catherine de Bourg: That is very strange.
Koba: [Writing on computer board] Jacobs
Steven Jacobs: [Jacobs laughs] Ha ha ha!
Evelle: Do they blow up in funny shapes?
Grocer: Nope. Unless round's funny.
Marv: I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.
Captain Hadley: [to Andrew Dufresne] You're gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth.