Truth has to be credible or it makes as much trouble as any lie!
I eat well, and I exercise.
Loyalty and communication are always rewarded in sports.
If I'm writing something and I'm not feeling mischievous, then I know it's not going to be great.
I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
You know, I don't think you need to be educated to be a great actor.
Salma is just one of the great goddesses ever put on this Earth.
Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
Sandy Williams: Where's my dream?
Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money.
One should either be sad or joyful. Contentment is a warm sty for eaters and sleepers.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
I don't watch a lot of television. Sports and news, that's it.
There is no grief like the grief that does not speak.
A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.
One often calms one's grief by recounting it.
All sympathy not consistent with acknowledged virtue is but disguised selfishness.
Comics are in my blood. It's my strange addiction, and I love it.