No melon peddler cries, "Bitter melons." No wine dealer says, "Sour wine.
A woman and a melon are hard to choose.
Women and melons are at their best when they are really ripe.
Women, melons, and cheese are bought by the weight.
You can't pick up two melons with one hand.
The world is like that: one gives a melon, the other gets the stomach cramps.
Marriage is a little bit like buying melons, you need a little luck.
Aha! #20 It's not what happens to you in life, it's what you do with what happens that counts.
Avoid suspicion: when you're walking through your neighbor's melon patch, don't tie your shoe.
Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.
My melon soul Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy
A brain the size of a pea, cannot achieve what a brain the size of a melon can!!
I have no hostility to nature, but a child's love to it. I expand and live in the warm day like corn and melons.
I picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instead.
A herd of prairie-wolves will enter a field of melons and quarrel about the division of the spoils as fiercely and noisily as so many politicians.
Rameses: [to Dathan, as he bribes Rameses] Do you haggle with me like a seller of melons in the marketplace?
The strength that I have comes from irrigating the citrus plantation, ploughing in the vineyard, guarding the melon fields at night. I believe that's what gave me the strength.
Oh Lord of melons, of mercy, though I am not ready, nor worthy, I am climbing towards you.
Love is the thing that holds life together. Sort of like rind to a melon, cloth to a stuffed animal, or money to the time spent with a stripper.
I don't know what first got me to attack melons. It's not like I ate a bad one and got an upset stomach. It just eventually seemed like the appropriate fruit.
Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it didn’t change the fact they were small.