I was grown up long before the grown ups were the grown ups.
You can only be twice someone’s age once.
A belief is an uneducated guess.
Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.
12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.
Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words.
As useful as an unhappy artist. As useless as a happy philosopher.
Every artist takes their final work to the grave.
Graphic designers judge a cover by its book.
Faeces by any other name would smell as gross
Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.
The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.
Employment was invented to make education seem useful.
Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.
One man’s panic funds another’s picnic.
In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.
Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are.
Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people’s paternity test.
The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.
A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.
Being a philosopher requires a lot of thinking and no action. Being a model requires a lot of action and no thinking.