Quote by: Tim Minchin

Tim Minchin's musings on Tony, the first 'fish' ever to have feet: Imagine what Tony would think, standing there on his brand new feet on the brink of the beginnings of mankind as we know it... if he could look forward just a few short... hundreds of millions of years... to see one of his descendants... an Israeli Jew by the name of Jesus, having a nail hammered through his feet... the very feet that Tony provided him with, as a punishment for having a, sort of, schizophrenic discourse with a God who was created by Mankind to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony.

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Author Bio

  • NameTim Minchin
  • DescriptionAustralian comedian, actor, and musician
  • BornOctober 7, 1975
  • CountryAustralia
  • ProfessionActor; Musician; Comedian; Singer
  • AwardsLaurence Olivier Award