Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
To err is human, to purr feline.
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.