About Kin Hubbard:
Frank McKinney Hubbard was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.