About Charles Farrar Browne:
Charles Farrar Browne was a United States humor writer, better known under his nom de plume, Artemus Ward. At birth, his surname was "Brown." He added the "e" after he became famous.
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.
I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.