Plans change, Iktomi said. Got a plan that doesn’t require explosives. Are you confident in that? Mangas asked. I’m a god, Iktomi replied. I’m always confident. I’m a human, Mangas thought, and we know shit happens.
Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke.
If finding a woman in your bed is so distressing, magus, you should rethink the direction your life’s taken.