About Bob Monkhouse:
Robert Alan "Bob" Monkhouse was an English entertainer. He was a successful comedy writer, comedian and actor and was also well known on television as a presenter and game show host.
They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Personally, I don’t think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?