Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Quotes

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Martha: I hope that was an empty bottle, George! You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary!

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha: I disgust me. You know, there's only been one man in my whole life who's ever made me happy. Do you know that? [pause] Martha: George, my husband... George, who is out somewhere there in the dark, who is good to me - whom I revile, who can ke...

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

[Martha has changed into an embarrassingly tight and revealing outfit] George: Why Martha! Your Sunday chapel dress!

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

George: Martha is 108... years old. She weighs somewhat more than that.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha: I swear, if you existed, I'd divorce you.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha: You make me puke. George: That wasn't a very nice thing to say, Martha.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha: I looked at you tonight and you weren't there... And I'm gonna howl it out, and I'm not gonna give a damn what I do and I'm gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you've ever heard. George: Try and I'll beat you at your own game. Martha: I...

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha: A drowning man takes down those nearest.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Honey: Oh, I don't know, a little brandy maybe. "Never mix, never worry!" George: Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you? Martha: Sure! "Never mix, never worry!"

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Honey: They dance like they've danced before. George: It's a familiar dance, monkey nipples, they both know it.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha: Hey! George: Hark! Jungle sounds. Martha: Hey! George: Animal noises.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

George: I used to drink brandy. Martha: You used to drink bergen, too.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

George: You can sit around with the gin running out of your mouth; you can humiliate me; you can tear me to pieces all night, that's perfectly okay, that's all right. Martha: You can stand it! George: I cannot stand it! Martha: You can stand it, you ...

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha: Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Nick: I'm tired, I've been drinking since nine o'clock, my wife is vomiting, there's been a lot of screaming going on around here!

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Nick: Who did the painting? George: Some Greek with a moustache that Martha attacked one night.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha: [derogatorily, to George] Hey, swamp! Hey swampy! George: Yes, Martha? Can I get you something? Martha: Ah, well, sure. You can, um, light my cigarette, if you're of a mind to. George: No. There are limits. I mean, a man can put up with only ...

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha: Well, you're going bald. George: So are you.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?