Rachel Dawes: Bruce... if you turn yourself in, they're not gonna let us be together.
Two-Face: IT'S ABOUT WHAT'S FAIR.
Two-Face: [while being transferred in an armored car while joker shoots at him] These things are built for that right?
Armored Car SWAT: He's going to need something a lot bigger to get through this
Cop Heckler: No more dead cops!
Lt. James Gordon: [to The Joker] We got you, you son of a bitch!
Lt. James Gordon: It's a shame Sal's going to walk.
Harvey Dent: Yeah, well, the good thing about the mob is they keep giving you second chances.
[the Bat-Signal appears in the sky]
The Chechen: This is why we bring dogs!
Mayor: We must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
[the Joker has rigged two ferries to explode, one filled with prison inmates, one with ordinary people, giving each ferry one detonator and telling them they have to blow up the other, or he'll blow up both. A prisoner approaches the warden, who's ho...