Melanie: New patient?
New Dental Patient: Yes, I was referred by my lawyer about veneers.
Melanie: You're a new patient, that's all I need to know. Fill this out so we know who to contact in case we loose you in the chair.
New Dental Patient: [speechless]
Melanie: That was a joke, sweetie, I was being funny.
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