Ben: If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy!
Ben: Once I buried two Arabs in a wall over there... Facing Mecca, of course.
Ben: Granny Snuff, ever been snuffed out?
Ben: Usually I start the month with a postman.
Ben: [after killing a black man] Here's our golden opportunity to see if that legend about their size is true. Rémy, pull his pants down. We'll know in a jiffy. Good Lord! He's really well hung. You can wrap it up now. It's disgusting. The kid's bar...
Ben: Did you make caca?
Ben: You can tan while you make love. When you're through you've got a brown ass.
Ben: Mom wasn't a musician! She got hers with a broom!