The silence sounded like a fire alarm in my ears.
Signs offer a way to speak, yet keep the room perfectly silent.
The Bible says man has sin nature, but do clones have sin nature?
I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.
I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.
There were yogurt-colored clouds that afternoon, and I was there, blotting out your sun with a spoon.
When you use your pen to think, you’re never wasting ink.
I second that notion. And if I had 59 more, I’d have a minute.
Don’t think for a minute that I can trust you with 60 seconds.
The locked door in my house is just a diversion. The real valuable items are out in the open, where they are hidden from the unimaginative.
Today you win, and tomorrow I’ll steal your trophy.
Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t have to prepare to defeat you.
I want a trophy wife. I’ll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace prize. (I plan on inventing a gun that shoots love, not bullets.)
Most people like winners, but I prefer underdogs. They’re more fun to pet.
If you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!
If you take away my office, how will I get no work done?