Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.