I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.
I had a lump in my throat the size of a bundt cake pan.
Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.
In wartime, everyone's birthday turns into a commemoration of something so sad.
I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.
18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded, standing back to back.
McMurphy: We're just having a little party. Orderly Turkle: Party my ass, this ain't no nightclub!
Fogell: Hey! Seth: Don't tell Fogell about the party, man... Fogell: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?
Verbal: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.
Alyssa: Party like a fireman!
Richard: Dance at my party.
Tick: [to Felicia and Bernadette] I think we just crashed a party.
And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary.
We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a romantic dinner, weeks wondering how to celebrate a partner or parent's birthday, and seconds forgetting a friend'...
I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.
My mom had me at 16 and took me every place she went. I remember going on peace marches. She tried to take me to Woodstock - it was pouring rain. It was on my birthday, and I was crying so much in the car they turned the car around and dumped me at m...
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.
I guess I could say I'm an actor, which I am, but that sounds like I'm putting down being a movie star, which, let's face it, is what I've become to many people. For myself, I'm a guy who was very insecure from about age 14 until the day I hit my 30t...
At my age flowers scare me.
I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and couldn't believe it! I even threw him a birthday party for the wrong age... I couldn't get over how hard he had tried to keep it a secret!
