Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.
Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: 'Open Bar.'
Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.
Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an 'excuse me'. Typical.
Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.