Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.