About Cheri Oteri:
Cheri Oteri is an American comic actress, best known for her roles as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1995 to 2000.
My sister could fall asleep at the drop of a hat. She would fall asleep on the train. Me, I never slept. Still. I have a hard time sleeping. But I used to admire her ability to wake up late.
The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.
I grew up pretty much entertaining myself. So I know what its like to be in a room by myself and having fun with something.
When I go to parties, there's a moment when I think, 'I really don't belong here.'
When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret.
My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears.